Consumer Report

Dez’s Consumer Report

Ok...here are a few products tried and true. What works, what doesnt.

Secrent Clinical Strength deodorant: I love it. It's expensive at $9.99 a pop at CVS, but its totally worth it. It stays on even after showers. I never had a sweating problem, but when the AC broke at work I knew I was in trouble. I'm stinky. I use to ride my bike to work in 90 degree weather in the summer and I use to smell to the high heavens. This stuff ROCKS. I never smelled like a 14yr old boy again.

Arm and Hammer Advance White, Gel And Mouthwash. Guarantees 3 shades whiter. and it WORKS. Here's the trick....brush your teeth...and don't drink coffee. I'm sure it was just the not drinking coffee that did the trick BUT, i'm sure this toothpaste helped and BAAM a wonderful CONFIDENT smile. Now I can wear yellow shirts and not worry it matches my teeth.

LOVE it. Comes in waterproof to, and MAN does that shit stay on. I like the non water proof it doesn't run when you cry, and way easy to take off. Sorry emo kids, this mascara is not for you. Or Bret Michaels.

YES it works. Works best for strappy sandals and such. I do not recommend this for breaking in sneakers or boots. It helps when the area can get air, otherwise the more you sweat the less it works. This was ALWAYS in my bag for the summer.

They should call it 11 hour energy drink. If you know me at all, you know I am an energy drink junkie, I have to be in my line of business...brown nosing. Why just today I felt like I weighed 400lbs and was in Vegas on a 5 day coke binge..work was not on my agenda today. I knew this little bottle of passion was waiting for me at 7/11. Comes in Lemon Lime and Berry. I've only had Berry. Yes it's gross at first, tastes like Red Bull with rusty pennies. No jiitters, no crash, all though you do get the Niacin rush to your face, and you do a lil wiggle after you down it. But it's liquid crack. One per day please.

MORE to come...I promise